TMBTC: Fine. FINE. I’m Doing Cyber Monday.

Issue 6.1 • November 30th, 2025

BIG SIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHH.

I feel like one of those random shops stuffing your inbox. But I’m not, I promise. It’s just...this is the time of year when every single one of us in retail is basically in a giant shouting match with each other for your attention. 🙄

(And here I am…yelling softly.)

Before You Shop, Read This

This is literally the shortest email “newsletter” I’ve ever written in the history of ever. But I owe it to those of you who voted “yes” for a Cyber Monday at Colorado Baby. You woo’ed me. I folded. Here’s what you can look forward to:

Hourly deals we never offer any other time of year.

A new deal drops every hour from 10am–5pm MST (mountain time because we are COLORADO Baby, obviously). Each deal expires when the next one hits, so don’t wait. If you want it, grab it.

And at 8pm? I’ll be on Instagram Live doing Shopping Sprees (guys...this is where I just give away money and you shop live on camera...it's SO FUN), games, and general chaos. I laugh until my abs hurt every single year. Come hang out. I promise I won’t* make a fool out of you.

*Probably.

Confession: Discounts Hurt My Soul

Now, listen. I hate discounting stuff. I do. But I also shop every “manager’s special” at City Market (Kroger for my non-locals), so I get it. I’m doing this for YOU. One day I’ll give you a business-math lesson on how discounting eats into the literal pennies we use to keep this place running. Or maybe I won’t. Maybe that’s too much secret sauce. Who knows.

HOWEVERRRRR…

Every once in a while, I really do love giving you a deal. So show up (virtually) and shop it. And yes—come into the store too! We’ve still got weekend deals running in-person through the end of Monday. But if you’re after the Cyber Monday deals, you’ll literally shop on your phone inside the store because those coupon codes will only work online. (CYBER Monday. I don’t make the rules. Actually I do. But still.)

When I’m a Bestselling Author Someday…

How’s that for the shortest email you’ve ever seen from me? I know, disappointing. You all secretly love the long, chaotic ones. Someone told me last week I should turn them into a coffee-table book, which is hilarious because (a) imagine people setting their coffee on top of my ramblings and (b) I don’t even own a coffee table. Or drink coffee.

Don’t worry—when I become a NYT bestselling author, I won’t forget you. I’ll give you all a shoutout. Just promise me you’ll put the book on your coffee table — and, you know… actually buy the book. Preferably full price. No discount needed.

K thanks. Byeeeeeeee.

Megan

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PS: I better see your name pop up in the online orders on Cyber Monday or I’ll question your undying love for these newsletters. (I am kidding. I would never coerce you. Gross.)

PPS: Shoutout to the brave souls who claimed their FREE high fives on Friday and Saturday. You made my day.

PPPS: One of you (and yes, you absolutely know who you are) had me laughing so hard I cried — in person — over the whole “Put Me Back” saga from the last newsletter. I’m still cracking up. I cannot WAIT to share this story with the rest of you. It’s pure GOLD. Stay tuned…

PPPPS: Did you know anything written in a PS doesn’t count toward the length of the newsletter? Yep. That’s how I’m convincing myself this is still a “short” email. I’m just padding it with an unreasonable number of PSes and tricking you into agreeing with me.

PPPPPS: Oops—for real one more thing. If you’re in the Insiders text group, text me “Cyber Monday” and I’ll keep you updated every hour a new deal drops. If you’re not in the text group, just text “Cyber Monday” to 970-387-7844 to join. Okay. For real. Bye.